oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine ♥♥♥♥ and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

AITA for for throwing a small dog off a building?
I read last night, that squirrels cant take fall damage, because they fall too slow to do that (they have armpit parachutes or some crap idk) and so i thought, maybe i should test dogs to see if they have secret pit parachutes.

Unfortunately, i do not own a dog so i stole my friends dog at 3am then i took him to the top of a tall building, and dropped timothy the chihuahua 68 stories below.

Sadly, i was not able to see wheter the dog survived as i accidentaly dropped him onto the road where sevn cars and two trucks ran him over before i got to the bottom.

Now, my friend says he hates me, and says he wont let me try his other dog and his cat because he "really loved that dog" and now i cant do my science experiment so my friend is basically blocking science because i killed a baby Chihuahua. Maybe i should try an older dog to see if that works?

amical mon ami

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