Recent reviews by Pylon

It's ok

Immersing yourself into this immaculate game is like grasping the derivations of the Lorentz transformations. While this game was very difficult and non intuitive, a memorable journey shortly followed that heightened my perspectives forever. This isn't just a game, it's an experience. The only thing that rivals the impeccable gameplay is the fact that there are several inaccuracies that were brought to my attention over the course of the game.

The game revolves around Equus ferus caballus, otherwise known as the domestic horse. Despite the fact that members of this genus have elevated sympathetic nervous system responses, the horses depicted in the game did not fight or flight when I posed an immediate threat to them.

Additionally, the physics engine in this game is terrible and the horses are shown to defy some law that governs physical matter at any given point in time.

Overall, I do not recommend this game unless you are a horse girl or enjoy brushing horses with amorphous objects. I have a fever I'm going to bed.