Good day. I am Nasty Mister Monket, your local British bone-idle bipolar cynical Zen master, natural coward, fatalist and comedian.

If you've come onto this gaming client looking for people to play games, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. My internet is terrible, my computer is incredibly outdated, and I've got no money. Why am I even here?

Still, if you're looking to play a twenty year old game in sepia, I'm your man. As long as it's a single player game.