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theubiman 15 Jan, 2018 @ 11:14pm 
{LINK REMOVED} 4 CS:GO CASES = 1 CS:GO KEY (csgokeystrade . online)
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:15pm 
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
The taste.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:14pm 
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:13pm 
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:07pm 
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
KillerDragain 1 Oct, 2015 @ 8:06pm 
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
would kill you?
A pool table.