I am the Grunk
Santa Lunk who?
I live in steam comments
A gift for you 由

I'm Mr Fun Christmas, I'm Mr Hero.
I'm Mr Year Poster; I'm Mr Gift Bestow.
Friends call me Lunk miser, whatever I touch, turns to gifts in my clutch.
I'm too much. 由

O God, who has glorified blessed NichoLunk, Thine illustrious Gift Giver and Hero, by means of countless gifts and wonders, and who dost not cease yearly so to remember him; grant, we beseech Thee, that we may be delivered gifts from his kindness and grace. 由

What a year it's been. But despite everything, you come home to see Santa Lunk has left you a present by an inviting fire 由

ß Today,
🐠 ☻ THREE
⚡🚙 ♀ WINOS
🐟🎫🔋 ✳ from
🍖👳👾🐝 ♪ DETROIT
🥗🏀😺💄🎄 ♀ sold
🐳🌏🥞💗🐛🎽 ✿ me
📕⛳📒👹🐊👑🍇 ✰ a
🚕🌋📗🚘🎍🎈💙🌽 ✦ framed
👽🚕💄💎📘💃🌳🥞🐊 ✧ photo of TAB HUNTER before his MAKEOVER!

You better watch out, you better not tire, better keep runnin I'm tellin ya why. Santa Lunk is back again this year 由