Recent reviews by tristan kelly, savior of earth

overwatch hentai

1,700 hours and I still suck ass

stupid poopoo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ diaper servers are stinky and dumb. executions are cool but you cant use them if you always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lose.
cons
- jorgmandr is dumb and if he guard breaks you your ♥♥♥♥♥♥
-valkyarie trip gives me aids
-gladiator toe stab gives me brain tumours
-centurion
- you cant feint kensei side heavy anymore and thats dumb because i love that move
- orochi is gay and stupid and should be removed entirely
- parry timing is stupid and unreliable because servers suck ass
- duel is the only fun game mode, any other game mode you get gangbanged by 4 wardens spamming shoulder bash
- story mode is gay and dumb and not worth playing
- metal currency takes forever to accumulate. 1 week of completing all challenges = 1 execution you compromised getting because the cool one was too much metal
- samurai never wins wars and changing factions sucks

pros:
i got this game for free and I had fun even though the game kind of blows

Childhood wrapped up in a nice 35 dollar package

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Really great survival game and is totally worth the 15 bucks it asks for. DLC is not mandatory to have fun with the game but adds more content and a new enviorment to survive in. From Sandbox to Adventure mode this game is great all around with 9 characters standard game to choose from (6 DLC) offers oppurtunities for a varried playstyle. Dont Starve always manages to keep you on your toes from food spoiling and runining your chances of survival to hound attacks that will make your life hell if you aren't prepared. I love this game for the ammount of challenge it brings with the three stats Sanity, Health, and Hunger that always seems to keep you on edge. In short, totally worth the buy i've put over 100+ hours into the game and that's not even counting the multiplayer Don't Starve Together seperate game i've put a lot of time into. Buy it on sale because why not and have a good time trying to survive the elements.

Really dope and isn't Minecraft. Buy it during sale

Spore, despite the errors because I never got any of those, is a good game, sure the stages might be a little short and quick to go through, but the whole idea of creating your own species on a planet and constantly evolving to be a galatic god just makes this game amazing. I love this game, and I think you will to.

One of the best games I will play in awhile due to it's magnificent story line and it's confusing and articulate puzzles.

Looking for a tough strategy game that is both fun and challgenging? Plants vs. Zombies is a wonderful game for you. I love Plants vs. Zombies because of the gameplay options ranging from Survival which is to survive from tough zombie hordes. To puzzles that really make you think. Also, there are mini-games. The mini-games in Plants vs. Zombies are very random and some of them VERY challenging such as Portal Combat, Zombotany, Column Like you See Em, and many more. If you like a fun but challenging game Plants vs. Zombies if for you. It's not called "Game of the Year" Edition for nothing, finally it's cheap so why not?