Hey, just wanna let you know I’m not gay anymore. Loved our time together but after years of experiencing the warmth of the male human body I came to the conclusion that I love a boeing 747. I somehow feel attracted to it and I proudly own a 1:48 replica of a Boeing 747 in real metal and sex never felt this good before. Thanks for everything and I wish u the best xx

saw Che Guevara at a grocery store in Cuba years back.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him murder someone as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and murdered her.

love dust2 from memory, please make inferno next :)

♥♥♥♥♥ STEWIWE I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE STEWIE

he recreated dust 2 perfectly FROM MEMORY

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