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Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:28pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:07pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 12:18pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 1:53pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 10:16am

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 5:21am

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 2:32pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 6:15am

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 2:03am

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:26pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 3:20pm



Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
12 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
5 / 100

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
0 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
14 / 100

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
78 / 500

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
49 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
4 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
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