19:00: wake up

19:05: injest 100mg of magic mushrooms

19:15: shower in the dark (good for growth)

19:45: eat moldy bread from previous scavenges

20:15: go out with fellow shrigmas looking for moldy bread (betas would call them night owls)

22:30: return home and masturbate

23:00: go to the shops and spread your spores (nerds call it covid)

23:20: browse r/shrigma

1:00: play videogames

3:00: proceed with the sacrifice and end their suffering

3:33: reign terror on those innocent souls

4:00: consume mold

6:30: watch the sunrise and feel your neck grow

6:40: place fungi under your pillow for sweet aroma when it's time for bed

6:45: eat soggy chips as a snack (soft biscuits are ok too)

7:00: hate on women on reddit

8:00: beat your mushroom

8:30: watch documentaries on mushrooms (it's ok to sleep to it)

9:50: drink your special concoction before bed

9:52: eat that sweet smelling fungi under your pillow

9:50: say goodnight to shrigmamale.jpg

10:00 sleep