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27 of 27 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

What You Always Wanted

Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 6:04pm

Who Wants to Live Forever

Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 8:46am

Shoplifting

Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2013 @ 3:19pm

Remorse

Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 12:57pm

Win-win-win-win-win-win-win

Everyone reached the bottom.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 8:48am

Redemption

Saw the good in everyone.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 5:06am

Corruption

Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 1:04pm

The Whole Story

Collector of forgotten dreams.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 5:06am

Well Done

Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 9:02am

Royal Buffet

Where did the King go anyway?
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 9:19am

Weight of the Beast

The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 9:40am

Fire In The Hole

3 die by the Miner's hand.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 9:47am

Walk Like An Adventurer

Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 4:23am

Such Bad Children

Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 5:19am

Smells Like Team Spirit

Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 2:25pm

To Soothe A Savage Beast

Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 8:27am

Hazardous Work Environment

Slipped, where wet.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2013 @ 1:14pm

Embrace Impermanence

Broke bridges.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 3:12pm

Creamed Corn

Food-based destruction.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2013 @ 8:36am

Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies

Peered into everyone's fate.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2013 @ 5:28am

A Midsummer Knight's Thieve

Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 4:04am

Funnier Than a Burning Carnival

Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 4:20am

It Belongs In a Museum

Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 4:35am

God Bless Us, Every One

Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2013 @ 5:30am

Prevenge

Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 2:30pm

Learn to Stop Worrying

Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2013 @ 1:25pm

Grand Theft Karma

Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2013 @ 5:28pm