Met this goofy goober through his incredibly hawt sister that was my drug dealer at the time she said she needing a couple of hours for family time My feenin ass asks if i could come over and pick it up if she could get a few seconds to come outside and drop it off like a McDonalds She sends this kid out and he hands my brown paper bag full of druggies We added each other and slayed out together as we matched each other hit for hit throughout the night Friendship got really close a couple years go by and he confesses that he is bisexual Myself being sexually confused and a tipsy decided to shoot a shot We dated for 2 years when he finally decides to invite me over to his parents for a Sunday night dinner Turns out his parents are super Christian and against the gays, so this was his coming out time Long story short his dad throws the hot spaghetti plate right at my brand new cashmere shirt and wekt it

nice meme