♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg( ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ) when they perk up and look at you like"owo nya? :3" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me! The most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy theyre blushing and like "uwaaa~!" hehe ~penis-kun is so adorable ●´Д｀●

You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my ♥♥♥♥ up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing ♥♥♥♥ and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to ♥♥♥ on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff you into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find your mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.