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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:46am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:19am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:03am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:00am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2017 @ 9:38pm

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2015 @ 8:55am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:17am

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2015 @ 10:34am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:14am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:24am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:53am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 11:10am

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 11:05am

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 11:11am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 1:21pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 12:34pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 1:34pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 1:36pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 12:30pm

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:54am



Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions