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8 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Pirates have a better product without spyware.
Posted 6 June.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
I played the demo because it was quite interesting, had few bugs in it but I thought this would be fixed in the full version.
Full version in German language still has bugs, you can't even change your bindings, you get thrown out instantly.
Posted 17 April.
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13 people found this review helpful
2
0.1 hrs on record
Sneaky dev tries to dodge the 💩💩💩storm by silently changing the name.
Posted 14 December, 2023. Last edited 14 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
94.5 hrs on record (79.5 hrs at review time)
This game used to be fun before few patches before release and after that.
Rain kinda persists forever in singleplayer and fruits on the main island disappear after some time which just ruins the immesion.
Multiplayer is so broken, this is even below EA-standards.
Posted 28 May, 2023.
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70 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
3
1.7 hrs on record
It's a beautiful game, you jump from tree to tree and discover more and more stuff.

But seriously, devs took 1 year of greedyness on Epic, and they can't optimize their game for keyboard+mouse users?
Space Bar is used for Running AND Jumping when releasing it.
No option to only use Shift for Running, Space for Jumping.
Posted 29 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
12.3 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Half Life: Episode 3 but you're playing the bad guy
Posted 1 September, 2022. Last edited 7 September, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Me first 40 mins be like: That's cute, so many mindless zombies which only take one headshot.

Me when seeing a strange sculpture with graffiti on it: AH, HELL NO
(presses Alt+F4)
Posted 18 August, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.0 hrs on record
Damn the lightning is almost realistic.
Also the smell when burning platic-logs.
Posted 5 February, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
GODD4MNIT RIVERS WHERE ARE YOU?
Nice to have some more content to play.
Posted 11 December, 2021. Last edited 11 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record
Fancy Cut Scenes
Ultrahard Gameplay
Beautiful Soundtrack
No Epic Store Exclusivity

totally worth the wait!!
Posted 15 August, 2021.
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