I don't want to go to crime today.
I don't think I've ever seen someone get more than a warning for necromancy.
He's like the Mr. Magoo of rape.
You can't earn your Philadelphia badge until you've eaten a cheesesteak and killed a guy.
This is your captain speaking. I just overloaded the engines and now we're all gonna die.
Everything in Australia evolved solely to kill everything else in Australia.
Thanks for watching. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to grab a bottle of scotch and stare at my journalism degree.
Why can't I have my cake and also kill the president?
The spell fails because magic is not real.
I... I don't even... I can't even describe my reaction to this... this must be how Republicans feel most of the time.
Dividing by zero gives you undefined, infinity, or who cares, depending on whether you're talking to a mathematician, physicist, or engineer.
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
The button that starts Mall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stops Mall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
George Washington made love like an eagle falling out of the sky.
And North Carolina spins off into the sea.
But therein lies the twist. The M. Night Shyamalan movie, is actually a movie adaptation, of the Fire Nation play!
Can you cite where you got those numbers? I'm willing to bet you can't, since it would be difficult to provide a citation for your rectum.
That's sadder than a kitten being orphaned by everything else in the universe dying simultaneously.
Some people laugh at the idea of spending money for a bunch of numbers with no intrinsic value, which is weird, because money is a bunch of numbers with no intrinsic value.