A list of every single crime Peter Griffin has ever committed

Abuse/Cruelty (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional, child and animal)

Mass murder

Patricide (accidental)

Torture (including domestic, physical, psychological, mental, emotional and animal)

Vandalism

Arson

Trespassing

Property damage

Robbery

Breaking and entering

Fraud

Accidental infanticide

Privacy violation

Negligence

Attempted child abandonment

Supplying drugs

Endangerment

Impersonation

Incrimination

Forgery

Assault

Battery

Indecent exposure

Attempted incest

Adultery

Rape

Molestation

Possession of underage/child pornography

Pedophilia

Kidnapping

Enforced suicide

False imprisonment

Theft

Hostage-taking

Hate crimes

Conspiracy

Smuggling

Slander

Stalking

Treason

Corruption

Terrorism

Mutilation

Pollution

Manslaughter

Sexual harassment

Cannibalism

If u suck your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turn 18, it is considered illegal due to gravitational time dilation? Ok hear me out. Due to gravitation time dilation, your upper body is technically older then your lower body due to Gravitational Time Dilation. Gravitational Time Dilation the effect gravity has on time. The lower the gravitational potential, the faster time is. Knowing this, because your ♥♥♥♥ has more gravitational potential then your head, your head is older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were sucking your own ♥♥♥♥ while you turned 18, your head would age first. This means your 18 year old head would be sucking you 17 year old ♥♥♥♥. Thank you for listening to my TED Talk

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am Global elite 2.

pls no copy pasterino my story.

Anime isn't real you ♥♥♥♥ing losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ♥♥♥ sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you your narutos. Life is stressful, life is hard, there are times where everything and everyone sucks and I'm miserable. But I don't want to spend my life trying to escape or avoid my hardships and problems. Cause then I'll end up living an empty life. Never making friends. Never finding love. Never accomplishing anything. So. I don't want other people to let anime consume their lives and distract them from important things in life or from things they really want to do.

Own a musket for home defence, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbours dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire Canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from Tim Hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy.