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13 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
What can I say about this game....

Well, at first I was teased by the simplicity of the puzzles as well as the slightly graphic pieces of art displayed before me. After completing the first 10 levels I soon was entranced as this had now became a story. As the puzzles got harder so did I and the plot thickens... Each girl with her own story to tell; why is she prancing through a forest, oh no why is she out in the cold.. Each puzzle completed leaving you on a cliff hanger for the next one around in the cycle. As the puzzle got slightly more complex the struggle began. Mainly because my focus was drawn else where and my brain was melting from the stress but that is beside the point. The point is I was close to finishing.... the game, so I kept going.
Level after level pushing my way through, seeing each piece of clothing removed I knew deep down that I was going complete this tail, that this story has an end and I am going to push my way inside of it... and when I finally did, boy was the outcome so sweet....

10/10 cured my depression
Posted 22 September, 2020.
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67 people found this review helpful
199 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
This is absolutely one of the worst games I have ever played. The "Battle Royale" game mode consists of sitting in a cancerous death match lobby for 20 minutes only to spawn into one of the worst BR game modes ever. First you ALL spawn on top of each other in some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huge ass mosh pit to race for a gun. First guys to get guns, turns around and then all of a sudden it becomes columbine simulator. You dont reach a gun in time, you can just leave cause dylan and eric are gunna find you and you have no chance. This game gave me cancer. -15/10
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
71.9 hrs on record (71.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Culling Review from long time player:

I had purchased The Culling since day 1 it was on steam. It was a game that interested me and I had fun in the closed beta with it. The game at first had its many bugs (as most EA games do) but it wasn't completely horrible. As well as the developers making hot fixes nearly every week to improve the game. It was a very fun and unique BR experience and I enjoyed it alot, having several wins and even more losses, it was a game that I could truly go back to time and time again.

Early on the game had some performance issues and I always had to play low settings, but it was survivable. However after a couple of updates to the game it had begun to slowly turn into something quite dissapointing. The combat system was very broken and almost skilless spam. Weapons were too easily aquired making the more veterans of the game much more capable of taking out everyone else, and somehow the performance had gotten worse to the point of not being able to play it anymore. (this being said, this was on my old low end pc)

With the recent update I have to say the game is currently at its best state and is once again amazing. The new map is very fun, as well as all the new editions such as the crate and skin system (similar to overwatch's), HUGE optimization, more weapons, more balancing and it has become such a fun game again. Currently there are some server instabliity but they are once again being fixed daily by the active developers. I wouldnt have said to purchase this game before as It was heading in a direction that didn't seem like it would be succcessful, but with the latest big patch and the devs listening to the community again I believe its a game well worth purchasing.

Some recorded gameplay
https://youtu.be/CiRa6w4A3B0
Posted 21 January, 2017.
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8 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
38.8 hrs on record (15.6 hrs at review time)
Living in the day and age where brutal gore filled shoot-em-up games are common. From large scale battles, to mass homicides leaving mutilated corpses behind. In those games, the bodies just stay there and we progress on with the game, never really stopped to think.... whos gunna clean this ♥♥♥♥ up.
Well thats where Viscera Cleanup Detail shines! Spend hours cleaning up after the horrific murders, accidents, mutations and mutilations. Each level walking into another scene of just dismembered humans and other monsters, thrown about with their insides skewn everywhere.
Burn all the bodies, stack all the crates, mop up the floors! Even make a bucket pyramid. Viscera cleanup detail is even better with a friend! You and your friends can listen to the royalty free weird retro punk music provided via the radio. Dont like the music? Burn the radio too!
Everything in viscera is just pure fun and amazing.... Until you knock over the bucket. ♥♥♥♥ you for knocking over my buckets.
Posted 9 August, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
189.9 hrs on record (40.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I soon awoke to find myself tied up and had a burlap sac placed over my head, I then tried to reach out to whom my captives were. Shortly after the sac had been removed to find myself facing an african-american man with similar items and gear as myself. He was grunting and mumbling to himself as I was untied and so was he by two large males carrying a small arsenal. They looked at us and said "you two have been chosen, only one will survive".... It was a gruesome fight to the death but I rose victorious, but only to be shot down shortly afterwards.

After a about an hour after spawning I had gained some good gear, not the best you would see out in the wasteland of russia but enough to survive. Until I was approached by two foreign men.... They spat words of what seemed to be russian and then had done the same as before and shot me down.

Hours of searching from balota to svet I was ready, I marched my way over to berinzino to find my old time "comrades" still in there bambi hunting. This time they had one tied down and was force feeding him poisioned food, the sick cruelty of It. I climbed each flight of stairs as my anger rushed through my body, when I finnally made it to the top floor i took cover behind a window... scoped in.... saw the ♥♥♥♥♥ in my sight and fired. Everything stopped, It had felt like time had ceased to exsist as he dropped to the ground. *kerchink* I reloaded my mosin, as the second one went into a panic and ran towards a building. Time stopped once again as I put one into his back leg, crawling on the ground I rushed over to my wounded victim. Once again he spat out his language at me, I assume he was cursing. but that didnt matter as I pulled out my m1911 Engraved, chambered a .45 acp, pointed it at his face and with a small whisper said... "Do svidaniya"
Posted 14 October, 2014.
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