Efter ett bra lir i Coh2 addade jag honom eftersom han verkade vara en cool snubbe. Vi började chatta med varandra och efter ett par månader blev vi riktigt goda vänner. Många trevliga samtal, massor av bra Compa matcher och framför allt utvecklade vi en nära vänskap.
Jag bjöd in honom till ett Compa-lan hemma hos mig. Han tackade ja och jag såg fram emot att han skulle komma. När han dök upp, tryckte han upp mig mot väggen och började nafsa mig i örat, jag kände hans styva kuk mot mitt lår. Jag slog honom på käften och one-tappade honom. Det visade sig att han var bög. Skum snubbe, lita inte på honom.

Most importantly number 8. Reflect on how you get your kicks in life and realise it's actually really sad and pathetic. That you could do the same against ai or in a tourney, but you prefer to annoy random people instead. (see insecurity) Then repeat steps 1 to 8 again!

Your application to weak comeback sweaty premades anonymous has been accepted please remember the rules
1. Be at best a really average player
2. Spend hours with your 'friends' choosing complimentary doctrines and ofc go allies cos it's much easier. Wouldn't want to have 4 man squads or live without access to the churchill now, would we.
3. Only ever play randoms because we know you wouldn't want a challenge. Remember to leave immediately if it's another premade!
4. Spam arty all game and blob to make up for your lack of micro.
5. Use some weak line about somebody on the random teams mother to continue your lack of imagination.
6. Get stumped by the comeback and refer to some event about how you're really popular with people, but for some reason do it defensively like you're insecure about it.
7. Take a really long time, say 45 mins to 1 hour to win the game against the randoms then make reference to the game being 'ez' or well I won. As if it was ever a fair match up to begin with.

horrible coh player hahahahahaha