Slava Cumkraine!

FEET

Are you on your feet all day? Does the contact pounding cause your ankles, knees and
back to ache?
Hi, Billy Mays here for the world’s greatest insole, Impact Gel.
Why am I smashing my hand with this hammer? To show you the amazing protection
you get from Impact Gel.
And this hammer is real.
The same gel technology is used in our Impact Gel insoles.
If you have sore, tired, aching feet, Impact Gel absorbs more shocking pressure than
other insoles. Unlike regular insoles that break down over time, Impact Gel is injected
into the areas that provide pressure relief where you need it most – the heals and balls of
your feet.
The gel never breaks down. And when impact occurs, the insole soaks up the shock and
the force now ripples throughout the gel pads. No regular insoles can do that.
Even after continuous pounding, these M&M’s don’t break.

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