>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Retamar so much, I had all the merchandise
>I pray to Retamar every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Retamar is rekt"
>My dad hears me and calls me a noob
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Retamar
>I called him a badwithbayonetdesu
>He raped me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Reta-Sama
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my money bag.”
>He grabs me with his powerful black hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Retamar
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Retamar looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all padawan now.”
>Retamar leaves through my window
>Retamar is love. Retamar is life.