It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.