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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Valmistusaineet
300 g nakkeja
1 sipuli
1 rkl Valio Oivariini® juoksevaa
1/2 - 1 dl paprikasuikaletta , säilyke Kokeile myös Avaa/sulje
1 ♥♥♥ (3 dl) Valio kermaista ruskeaa kastiketta
1 rkl sinappia
1 dl tuoretta persiljaa
Valmistusohje
Paloittele nakit. Hienonna sipuli.
Kuumenna rasva pannulla. Lisää nakit ja sipuli. Jos käytät kastikkeessa säilykepaprikan sijaan tuoretta paprikaa, lisää myös se suikaloituna pannulle. Paista, kunnes nakit ovat saaneet hieman väriä.
Lisää säilykepaprikasuikaleet, kastike ja sinappi pannulle. Huuhtele purkki tilkkasella vettä, kaada joukkoon.
Viimeistele kastike hienonnetulla persiljalla. Tarjoa keitettyjen perunoiden tai perunamuusin kanssa.
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