Recent reviews by prisonwallet

I said come in, don't stand there.

nah

If bread is removed from the oven too soon, it may not have fully set and may collapse.

The micro transactions don't matter, you don't need to buy them everything can be obtained in-game. The game mechanics are good and fun just like the original game. The overall optimisation is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ though, super disappointing.

roll again

11/10

fix the economy

[Hagrid] You're a wizard Harry.

[Harry] I'm a... WHAT?!

[Hagrid] Harry, you're a wizard.

[Harry] I'm a what?!

[Hagrid] A wizard, Harry.

[Harry] I'm a WIZARD?!

[Hagrid] Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

[Harry] But I'm just Harry.

[Hagrid] Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

[Harry] But I'm just Harry!

[Hagrid] No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

[Harry] Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

[Hagrid] NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

[Harry] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

[Hagrid] Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

[Harry] No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

[Hagrid] Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

[Harry] A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

[Hagrid] Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

[Harry] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

[Hagrid] Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

[Harry] I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] HARRY, you are a wizard!

[Harry] Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!

[Hagrid] For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD.

[Harry] I don't give a ♥♥♥♥ you FAT HAIRY bastard! I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIZARD!

[Hagrid] Listen Harry, you're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLS and ♥♥♥♥. And you're going to be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pleased about it!

[Harry] I don't WANT to do your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spells you BASKET CASE! Stick it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

[Hagrid] My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT?!?!

[Harry] HAGRID, y'er pushing me over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ line!

[Hagrid] No I'm not. You are a wizard! You're going to go to Hogwarts, you're going to do spells, you'll get a wand, you'll get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owl, it'll deliver your mail - DEAL WITH IT. YA ♥♥♥♥.

[Harry] I'M GOING TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PUT MY ♥♥♥♥ IN THE OWL

[Hagrid] I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are a wizard.

[Harry] I'm a WHAT?!

[Hagrid] YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY, FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!

[Harry] Hagrid I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY ♥♥♥♥ WHAT YOU THINK.

[Hagrid] This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT ♥♥♥♥ SMALL ♥♥♥♥ SKINNY ♥♥♥♥ EAT MORE WANKER

[Harry] I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SET YER BEARD ON FIRE!

[Hagrid] 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY ♥♥♥♥, SQUARE-GO LIKE

[Harry] I'LL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BURST YE'

[Hagrid] Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meal and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.

[Harry] I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GNAW yer ARM off, Hagrid!

[Hagrid] Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little ♥♥♥♥♥

[Harry] I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.

[Hagrid] C'MON THEN YA ♥♥♥♥

[Harry] SUCK MAH PIXIE ♥♥♥♥ YA CHUBBY ♥♥♥♥

[Hagrid] I'll RUPTURE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR ♥♥♥♥

[Harry] I'll RIP YER GIANT ♥♥♥♥ OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT

[Hagrid] LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK

pew pew

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