Recent reviews by GAMING FOR JESUS

Nah, I grew out of consoles . Once I went from Xbox to PC I started attracting a lot more chicks . You might think that sounds weird but anyone who gets a lot of ♥♥♥♥♥ like me understands that chicks love men who know how to build a PC by hand (no guides) and have good cable management . A girl I had a crush on in high school recently saw my post about my new PC (hand built by me) and saw the cable routing and messaged me on Facebook . Lol she was already wet by the time I replied , probably gonna smash . ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ console gamers will never know that feeling lmao .

DUDE I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like I'm in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. You should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy IPA or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! And dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! It’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which Megan and I have finally decided to tie the knot - literally - we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' JACKED man, I'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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Yo smokes hardcore weed Damn....... Is this is what It feels? To be Chill............. Holy ♥♥♥♥....... puts on 3d sound coreX sennheiser HD GamerX headset ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥......... Its like......... The World is around Us............... This Crazy sound......... I Am So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Relaxed.

The remaster looks unbelievable.

When Bethesda said they were doing a remaster of Skyrim, I thought it was just minor HD enhancements.

No, they're actually remaking this gem from scratch. The game looks entirely different, and it's going to be amazing to replay it.

Bethesda knows what they're doing. Their marketing tactics are stellar.

Instead of announcing Elder Scrolls VI right away, they decided to reflect back on what had already worked for them in the past.

And I am definitely going to buy the Skyrim remaster. I mean, if you love epic role playing games like this, why wouldn't you?

The Skyrim remaster is going to feel like a fresh new game.

I'll go as far as to say that the Skyrim Special Edition has the potential to become one of the very best games of this gen. Skyrim gains new fans every day, and it's a timeless experience

Thank you Todd. And thanks Bethesda Games for the game, nay, experience.

A girl.... AND a fishing enthusiast? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhhgg me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum

TIMELESS..LIKE PINK FLOYD.
Tool can create n change mood in the drop of a dime. ..like
PINK FLOYD

Ultimatum, okay. The New World was the injection that fueled the energy of the next millennium, and here we go Columbus with the New World; and you can either say, "no we're not going to the New World,—no, no, we're not opening the space alien trading post."

We're not opening the space alien trading post. We're going to build a carrier fleet and we're going to capture the Straits of Taiwan; we're going to capture the Straits of Taiwan—we're not going to let the Chinese get the Straits of Taiwan.

Made an account just for this, you're a prime example of the worst kind of human being Solaire of Astora, stubborn, Narcissistic and frankly quite annoying. Substance abuse? Anyone with a substance abuse would be doing much better than you are jerking off to your own ego, posting about how great you are. Hopefully your employer catches on and fires your lying rear. Try blasting and bragging to randoms on the street. Wont be as safe there without a screen to hide behind. Honestly it's so clear you have serious social issues outside of Lordran or anywhere, no woman would wanna be around you for even minutes, the way you pray on I'll bet you're dating a 10/10 famous model too, who you picked up just by looking at.

Pfft I seriously enjoy picking characters such as yours, projecting your insecurities on other people. You'll never be able to truly bring anyone down to your level, I wish the best for alot of character types but I know yours will spend your short life miserable as hell pretending it doesn't bother you, pretending no-one can bother you. It makes me happy knowing you will. Only message I ever intend on posting, sorry everyone for having such a putrid soul to interact with, he needs to go back to work.

Ya i'm a little mad like it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ immature and if this guy is actually a comp player, yuaie mad like ♥♥♥♥ you dude you're a troll and a pubber as far as im concerned