This is your life, and it's ending one moment at a time. Why are you wasting it reading my profile summary? Go be productive, enjoy your free time, meet a nice girl/guy and make sweet love/babies. No? You're just going to continue reading my intentionally pointless diatribe? An interesting choice, though I believe you may regret such decisions in the future. For you see, utilizing your considerably short amount of time on Earth by reading this is not recommended. I am not going to stop you or force you to leave me be (yet), but I feel you woul appreciate life more if you just went outside and found people. Yesterday, instead of idly flipping through channels on my image box, I left this concrete tower of solidarity to have a cigarette. As I lit my tube of dead leaves, I happened across a circle of similar-minded humans. One of the humans (I deduced him to be their leader) was manipulating a rather large ukulele that he called "a guitar." After many cigarettes, and songs, we spent the evening discussing the idealogical merits of the Super Smash Bros series. It was after a hour of enthralling discussion I was paged by my Acquaintance from Rwanda wishing to be tutoring in the language of Americans within the U.S. and A. Unfortunately, that was when Captain Drake informed me that I had shirked my duties as a bomb defuser too long, and that the homeless shelter was destroyed. Many of the humans were destroyed, thankfully however, the Spinach People that were enslaved in the shelter's kitchen were spared.