All the world needs is me.
I got my values;
so you can keep yours, all right?
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- I'm a retired TF2 competitive player- no, I will not be on your team.
That period is long behind me.
My skills have degraded because I finally touched grass and got a life.
I still love playing though- especially recently.

- I'm an avid fan of Magic: the Gathering and Dungeons & Dragons!
I hate Wizards of the Coast though- with a burning passion.
They spend too much time with Hasbro's wiener in their mouth.

- I've got a private Discord full of close friends!
No, you don't just "get in" because you know me.
I've tried that several times and it just doesn't work.
Don't bother asking to join- I'll bring you in if I feel you fit.

- I've got a passion for hiking,
a love for chatting,
a craving for cold brew,
and a desire to drink fine spirits;
I love baking, I'm enthusiastic about cooking,
and I enjoy eating almost anything-
and yes, that includes ass.
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[Disclaimer for those that have read this far!]
- No, I don't do drugs- no, I won't enjoy your company if you do them.
- I'm not interested in your baggage- I got enough as is. Please no trauma-dumping.
- If I knew you at one point and un-added you, my bad, feel free to re-add me.
- If you were one of those creepy/clingy people from my past, stay far from me. I dislike all of you.
- My PC is average- I care more about FPS than "aesthetics".
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[PC Specs- Newer, slightly improved!]
- Nvidia GTX 1660 ti
- Intel i5 9400F
- 16gb of DDR4
- Logitech G335 Headset
- Logitech G413 SE Mechanical Keyboard
- Razer Deathadder V2 Mouse (DPI 1600)