"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes back into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

“Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing.” - Ron Swanson

"Sometimes, when you’re not an expert on the subject, it’s okay to just shut up for a second.” - Ryan George

If guns are responsible for killing people, then my #2 pencils are responsible for my bad grades in school.