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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about the God-Emperor of Mankind, you foul heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Scholastica Psykana, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos cults, and I have over 300 confirmed melee kills. I am trained in psychic warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Ordo Hereticus. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will purge the ♥♥♥♥ out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in the galaxy, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with blasphemy? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Inquisitorial agents across the sector and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tempest, maggot. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can purge you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Inquisition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the segmentum, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what righteous wrath your little heresy was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held onto your loyalty. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you will pay the price, you abomination. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, heretic.
Posted 20 November. Last edited 20 November.
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Posted 9 December, 2019.
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CS:GO Review
clicc like to die instantly
Posted 12 September, 2014. Last edited 31 May, 2017.
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