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sup fam

Undergo a whole host of different forms of mental and physical humiliation; as in being spat on and told I am worthless.

Be forced to drink non-alcoholic macro-produced beer from the can, while every person around me drinks Trappist beers from exotic chalices for 10 hours straight - for the rest of my life.

Have a procedure done to reduce my IQ so that my new IQ falls within the range of down syndrome.

...than engage in the briefest of interactions with you.

Withdraw all my money in cash from my multiple bank accounts, get it all together and poop on it.

Give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water.

Stub my big toe over 50 times in one day.

Be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever.

Be a literal cuckold.

Get ♥♥♥♥♥-slapped by a man with rough hands once a day, for every day of my life going forward.

Undergo dramatic negative changes in my lifestyle that would damage my mind and body beyond repair.

You walk around reacting to everything that happens to you. ♥♥♥♥ you. There are horrible, inexcusable things that I would happily do to never interact with you again, even if it was for a brief moment. I will explain what these things are in a list format, because that's the only way your 7-year old brain stuck in a man's body will understand it. I would rather...

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusted at the fact that you exist on the same planet as me, and what is worse is that you share similar dna to me. The fact that our DNA is connected, even marginally, is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abomination and I am going to spiral into a depression very quickly because of this realization. The realization that we both fall under the term "human" and I have to be grouped in with your pathetic existence is disgraceful. I am very traumatized by you. Your body language is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ atrocious and it bothers me to no end. It's so pathetic, the way you mope around. You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. You have a thin, fragile frame.