Finally learned how to play neutral yesterday, decided that it isn't really my thing so I picked up "guilty gear strive"!! Woo!! Wait, what is strive you ask? This year, Daisuke released his $60 album that comes with a free kusoge! As a kusoge connoisseur, I must say I haven't seen such a sh*tty game in my entire life; that's including the Amogus FG and the flash game my computer teacher made in elementary school. He's in jail now for mining those bitcoins off of the school computers.
I hate strive. Look I'm not asking for much, just balance the ****ing roster I'm sick and tired of these FGC scrubs climbing the tower with the cheapest **** I've ever seen in a video game! I come from a background of Harvest Moon and Cooking Mama, I play video games all the time. It's not my fault I can't climb when everyone is doing BS to win!
I literally haven't left 1F since release day, so until Sajam makes a video covering what new FG I should pick up, I'll just tend to my crops on Stardew.

Watashi no Ego warkarimasen (Forgive my English Translation)
Man this guilty gear strive game is making me angery! :mad_emoji:
Everytime i go online this GG Player slow badguy just DPs me over and over and uses all of these Roman cancel Greek cancel BS-- what happened to playing neutral? How do you even punish this man? Back in my day there was this concept called "NEUTRAL" and "SKILL" but now theres "ROLLBACK NETCODE" and :dolphin: TOTSUGEKI! :dolphin: and overpowered main protagonist guy.
It's all fun and games until you get crossed up at birth and feel the tension through your skull... then your eyes get so diluted and frustrated while your life flashes before you as you get rammed into a blender like some sort of fruit assortment to be served at dinner!! I contacted my local priest to provide solace for me and pray for me after losing 0-100 and then he DP'd me-- there is NO mercy in Guilty Gear Strive for the PC!

Eu odeio RAM pra caralho Eu tô jogando de boa aí vem O FILHO DA ♥♥♥♥ com umAS ESPADAS me tira 50% DA VIDA COM UM REVERSAL VAI TOMAR NO CU mesmo eu sendo claramente o melhor jogador com fundamentals o filho da ♥♥♥♥ cheira duas latas de cola de sapateiro e me mata com DUAS ESPADAS aí vem o cara e me fala "outplayed" Ridículo

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