TurboGrandpa
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I’m movin' different. This ♥♥♥♥ ain’t nothin' to me, man. I’m a dog. I’m bitin' the fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin' symbiote. Smokin' that Whoopi Goldberg, South Egyptian, fur burger deluxe, Mega Millions scratcher, skunk bubba kush. We smokin' dung beetle. I’m on 12 Vicodins, smokin' on Scooby-Doo ♥♥♥♥. We smokin' Sequoia, Banshee boogers. We snortin' that good Buffalo Soldier, tamarind, Jordanian gibbies. They must have amnesia. They forgot that I’m him. That Burberry Backwoods pack hittin'. That ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like a Hellcat V8. We smokin' ♥♥♥♥ in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord’s bubbles. I’m sick in the head. I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs. I’m on them Georgetown geronimoes. I’m on them Nashville nibblers. I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk. I’ll have to stunt on them next time. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ if I go blind. I don’t need to see the price tag anyway. We s- I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the ♥♥♥ out of a thick, fresh oak. We smokin' filtered crack you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥. I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥' kill you. Call that ♥♥♥♥♥ The Matrix 'cause I’m in this ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can’t get out. Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia, Banshee boogers. Don’t be shy, girl. I love me some pastrami mudflaps. I’m movin' like French Montana. Heh? Welcome to the Cream Kingdom, ♥♥♥♥♥! Open up! Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls. My shooter a crackhead. He look like Woody Harrelson. You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit! Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man. I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the Great Pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant. I'm movin' like Oppenheimer. She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle. They thought I was Stephen Wallace. Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the eye of horror. I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥. Step the wrong way and you will perish. That ♥♥♥♥♥ feel like Biscoff Butter. You think I care about this ♥♥♥♥? Ask me if I care about this ♥♥♥♥ 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a ♥♥♥♥, I'd be broke 'cause I don't give a ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥♥ look like David Hasselhoff. I balled so hard they thought I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' nutsack. This ♥♥♥♥ ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece a ♥♥♥♥.
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bef 22 Jul @ 8:32pm 
this user is a 100% CERTIFIED MAGA PATRIOT :trump:
Latsu 14 Jun @ 7:29pm 
oh no you are a furry :vvvvvv_victoria:
Latsu 25 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm 
Merry :latch:mas
Latsu 23 Oct, 2023 @ 4:45am 
:latch:
Fat Bastard 5 Mar, 2023 @ 9:11am 
Your comments are as cancerous as Andrew Tate's lungs.
bef 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:00pm 
📁Local Disk (X:)
└📁Program Files (x69)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Deep Rock Galactic
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Brain
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁New Folder
⠀└⠀✅Howtowin.exe
⠀└⠀✅Dwarfporn.mov
⠀└⠀✅dickpick.jpeg