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Hex: Custody Battle 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:31pm 
uwu
Hex: Custody Battle 28 Apr, 2023 @ 3:37am 
i went to report your account but there was no option for "cringe" so i just picked terrorism
Hex: Custody Battle 21 Apr, 2023 @ 3:43pm 
uwu
Hex: Custody Battle 27 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm 
"Comment something funny" - Lex, 15th July, 2022 @11:22am GMT +1/5:22am EST
Salveei 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:25am 
"Comment something funny" - Lex, 15th July, 2022 @11:22am GMT +1/5:22am EST
Hex: Bitter Divorce 15 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23am 
"Comment something funny" - Lex, 15th July, 2022 @11:22am GMT +1/5:22am EST
Salveei 9 Dec, 2020 @ 4:00am 
Obrigado amigo você é um amigo. :MrFoster:
Salveei 2 Dec, 2020 @ 4:31pm 
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King Harlaus 19 Dec, 2018 @ 9:41am 
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f. JesusChrist 29 Jul, 2017 @ 2:46pm 
:GoldCross: :TikiFire::TikiIce: God bless :TikiLove::TikiNature: :GoldCross:
Anarkhia Vana 4 Jul, 2017 @ 11:00pm 
ATTENTION ALL PARENTS THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE BEING RAPED BY ILLUMINATI ANIMATION, THE MINIONS MOVIE, AND THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: I'm sorry I hate to break it to you satanists but we've caught you red handed. It's clear that the minions are some greater symbolism to promote gays, transsexuals, and blood sacrifices. Just look at the scene where the minion is entering the hot tub and you can see its rear end. Sorry but it's clear that the minions themselves are symbolism for gay sex with children. And the clear sexualization of them shows that the minions are sexually child porn put in front of your children. On top of this the minions are shown to want to demand being slaves. A clear symbol that children should only serve Satan. I'm sorry but the horrid minions that your children are watching daily will turn your children into satanic monsters who will gladly slurp up the semen of any adult they can find. AMEN MY BROTHERS! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Anarkhia Vana 2 Jul, 2017 @ 1:34pm 
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal ♥♥♥♥ but ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
Davohk 18 Jun, 2017 @ 7:07pm 
You're gonna wake up in the morning and turn on steam. Be excited by the fact you have a new notification, what could it possibly be? You'll click on it and be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappointed. You now know what @KingHarlaus' parents feel
King Harlaus 22 May, 2017 @ 7:40pm 
stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deleting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ why do you delete them i am trying to strenghten our firdndship but you only seek to destroy this sacre d bond by deleting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
GERTY 28 Apr, 2017 @ 5:47pm 
Your screams are music to my audio-receptors.
King Harlaus 28 Apr, 2017 @ 12:22pm 
I use Blockland as an erotic RP vessel. I have conquered many a maiden on blockland, and I can guarantee you, my friend, that despite being the MASTER RUSEMAN that I am, that on Blockland I am quite courteous to women, traps, and even some men. I have conquered many a bedspread using my thicc dicc and I intend on conquering many more on said game. One time I had intercourse with a dev and my character died of AIDS before respawning.
King Harlaus 21 Mar, 2017 @ 12:33pm 
john townsend will nuke canada

good riddance xd
Mac 14 Jul, 2016 @ 9:00am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
King Harlaus 14 Jul, 2016 @ 5:31am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Davohk 29 May, 2016 @ 7:24am 
PENIS IN VAGINA LOL
Mac 26 May, 2016 @ 3:38am 
Just posting a non-sexual comment....
Davohk 26 May, 2016 @ 2:31am 
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Mac 10 May, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
You are a meme.
King Harlaus 9 Apr, 2016 @ 11:08am 
OOGA OOGA OOGA CHAKA
Davohk 8 Apr, 2016 @ 10:13am 
OH MR MA- Wait.....this isnt rehabilitation home for pedophiles and rapists...
Nevada 12 Mar, 2016 @ 7:18pm 
overall I'd definitely say the quality of genocide has degraded over the past years. the most recent genocide, the bombing of the World Trade Center on October 12th where only 3 billion people plus an estimated 627,296 cows were killed is simply just an insuffficient number for the world to be satisfied with. We definitely need to get much better genocide programs in, comparable to when the Jews genocided the Germans in the 1840's where a whopping 602 trillion Germans plus an unspecified amount of various people that nobody gave a ♥♥♥♥ about, or 1597 when the Roman Empire fell and 782 quintillion men and woman all fell over and broke their ankles all at once. To fix this please vote for Barney Sandals for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Papua New Guinea, and SouthEastern Ireland to keep genocide on track.
Jon 17 Jan, 2016 @ 1:44pm 
Heyho laddie
GERTY 1 Jan, 2016 @ 7:05pm 
At least it's not raining.
Hex: Bitter Divorce 26 Nov, 2015 @ 7:13am 
LOOK AT ALL THESE DANK MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES
King Harlaus 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:23am 
You think the meme life is easy, huh? You think you can just become a world class curator of dank memes on whim? Well let me tell you, you dang heck. From the instant I wake up to the nanosecond before I sleep, I am memeing.Iam the admin on hundreds of meme boards and meme aggregators that allow me to meme at maximum efficiency. There is not a second that goes by without me thinking about memes and dank original content. My dad used to tell me that memes are the fundemental base of human life, and I take that real frackin' seriously. I am a dang meme machine and I bleed meme. So next time if you're doubting my meme abilities or how hard I meme, just take a step back and think about how much more dank I am than you and how much I toil for memes. I'll flipping end you kid.
Sincerely,
Rohit Mandalapu
Curator of memes
King Harlaus 9 Nov, 2015 @ 12:04pm 
boobie fett
Davohk 29 Jun, 2015 @ 5:26am 
Hoo-dini
Hex: Bitter Divorce 26 Jan, 2015 @ 7:24am 
Bad case of the Docs?
How dreadful. I'll get my flebotomy kit, it'll solve any problem.
Davohk 26 Jan, 2015 @ 7:12am 
Mixing tangfastics and actimel causes you to get a bad case of the ♥♥♥♥♥. Lesson learned the hard way...
King Harlaus 13 Aug, 2014 @ 10:38am 
YES.
Hex: Bitter Divorce 12 Aug, 2014 @ 4:24pm 
I assume this means Half Life 3 is confirmed, Doc?
King Harlaus 2 Aug, 2014 @ 7:36pm 
today for me is still august 2nd
on august 2nd, 216 BCE, Hannibal Barca rekt the Roman Empire with his MLG (majur leeg generaling) skillz.

whats 6+2+1?
9
there are 3 numbers in 216
how many times does 3 go into 9?
lets take a look

9/3=3
how many sides are on a triangle?
3
how many angles?
3
nice try illuminate stanists!
Hex: Bitter Divorce 30 Jun, 2014 @ 4:20am 
No, you rented it. :P
sweet baby jesus 29 Jun, 2014 @ 6:20pm 
HEY ♥♥♥♥♥ I GOT GTA V
King Harlaus 4 May, 2014 @ 5:32am 
+420 Rep. Humble too.
Hex: Bitter Divorce 21 Apr, 2014 @ 8:20am 
I shall not take any gifts, for Ahura Mazda is mighty and requires none.
King Harlaus 21 Apr, 2014 @ 8:19am 
+125 Rep, Praising and Blazing for Ahura Mazda.
Hex: Bitter Divorce 14 Apr, 2014 @ 2:38pm 
Well, unless you are blind, you can clearly see there are comments there.
Goose.
King Harlaus 14 Apr, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
what about the 5 pages of people who posted before
Hex: Bitter Divorce 14 Apr, 2014 @ 2:32pm 
Nobody ever posted here.
sweet baby jesus 25 Jan, 2014 @ 7:11am 
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