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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:37am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:45am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:01am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:18pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 8:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:21am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:13am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 6:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:25am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 7:40am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 11:14am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:10am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:31am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:09am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 4:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:28am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:19am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:08pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 10:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:27pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:57am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:06pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:51am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:05pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:12pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 9:28pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 7:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:02am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:23am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:51pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 6:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:37am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 9:56am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:16am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:39am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:52pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:07am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:49pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:10am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:16am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 7:07pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:59am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 8:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:06am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:17pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:16pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:11pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:11am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:32pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 10:14am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 1:19pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 1:19pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 May, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:26pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:25am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:31am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 4:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 10:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:18am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:04pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:29am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:01pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:02am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:25am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:42am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:02pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 4:54am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:38pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:21am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:59pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 10:05am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 11:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:03am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:40am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 5:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 5:17am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 11:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:18am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:05pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 9:36am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 4:12am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:58am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:08pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:30pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 11:01am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 8:21am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 8:56am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 11:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 3:55pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 12:36am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 11:49am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:13am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 4:40pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 8:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 2:02am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:13am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:24am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 6:08am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:27am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:23am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:42am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:20am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 1:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 6:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:12am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 7:41am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked