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31 of 44 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2022 @ 1:59pm



Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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