So there was this crazy party at my ESTATE last night, which was located next to a TERMINAL, in AFGHAN, just 10 miles from a local QUARRY. Everyone was totally wasted. The place was like a SCRAPYARD.There was this girl that said she wanted to DERAIL me.So i went to a RUNDOWN hotel in FAVELA, there was RUST everywhere.I felt her KARACHI, it was bare like a WASTELAND.The feeling gave me a HIGHRISE.I then entered her UNDERPASS, went so deep i hit her SUB BASE.she liked it ♥♥♥♥♥
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You Play To Much Mw2 When:

You Yell "EMP All Electronics Are Offline!" When The Power Goes Out

The Sec your Dog Jumps On You, You Snap Its Neck

You Think You Have Comando Pro On So You Jump Off A 5 Story Building

You walk into your bosses office, open his briefcase, make some beeping noises and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused."

You put a flare by your pc so you can spawn by it when you wake up.

You kill a bug and say "Tango down"











3 guys in cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy says I have the smallest ♥♥♥♥ in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.

The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE ♥♥♥♥ IS JUSTIN BIeBER