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Imagine commenting on my profile at 6 am. Absolute goon behavior.

the garfield Christmas special, is technically a different Garfield universe, you see there are 5 different Garfield universes that all have different ways of functioning; the Garfield strip is the most canon to Garfield because thats how Garfield began; the Garfield cartoons are technically a production show which is just Garfield in a tv production studio; the Garfield Movie universe has Garfield in real life and is probably the least cannon Garfield universe in existence; the other Garfield universe is the Garfield direct to dvd movies which shows the "production" of Garfield strips and could technically be cannon but since the "Garfield strip" in the movie they showed doesn't even exist, it isn't really likely; the last Garfield universe is the 3d Garfield show universe which had references from Garfield strips and re-used entire episode ideas from the original Garfield and friends show and made it into a cheap yet watchable show. So that is the Garfield universe theory.

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.