After a good game in league of legends, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great lol and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lol lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

-rep toxic friends

WHOOSH

Have you ever heard of someone shaking hands with their microphone ???

I once had stage 5 cancer , diabetes ,aids ,meth addiction, exposion to radioactive waste and really bad case of gonorrhea ...but thanks to this boya i was magically cured (almost ) now i have something called "radioactive space aids canser 9000" and overwhelming depression . This boi didnt just cure me he also brought my dead grandpa back to life so i can "Yee" again and have a normal anal sex life like the old times . ❤
Thank you Karlucci u da real mvp.
~faithfully yours .