HOORAH

"Dear Democracy: we regret being clanker bastards, we regret coming to Super Earth, and we most DEFINITELY regret that two Helljumpers just blew up our RAGGEDY ASS FLEET!" - Automatons on Barabos

Move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on!)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on!)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

Alright, partner, keep on rollin', baby, you know what time it is
(Ladies and gentlemen!)
(Throw your hands up)
(Throw your, your hands up)
(Throw your, throw, throw your)
(Throw your, your, your hands, your, your hands up)
(Throw your hands up)
Chocolate Starfish, wanna keep on rollin', baby!
(Your hands up)
(Throw, your hands up)
(Throw your hands up)
(Throw your hands up)

I move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down!
Back up, back up, tell me what you're gonna do now!
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (What?)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Come on!)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' (Yeah)
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

Ronald McDonald had always been known for his bright red hair, oversized shoes, and infectious laughter that echoed through every McDonald’s playplace. He was a bringer of joy, a friend to children, and an icon of fast food cheer. But deep inside the red-and-yellow world he danced through daily, Ronald sometimes felt a quiet emptiness, a longing for someone who saw him—not just the clown.

Christian was a freelance graphic designer, soft-spoken, with a fondness for retro marketing and an ironic obsession with fast food mascots. One gray Tuesday, Christian wandered into an old McDonald’s off Route 59, looking for a late lunch and maybe a touch of nostalgia. The place was nearly empty—save for a familiar figure mopping near the soda fountain.

Ronald looked up and gave his classic wide smile, but this one was different—tentative, almost shy.

“You’re… Ronald McDonald,” Christian said, blinking. “Like the Ronald McDonald?”

“Guilty,” Ronald chuckled, “though these days I also fix the ice cream machine and refill ketchup pumps.”

Christian laughed, a real, delighted laugh. “That’s... weirdly endearing.”

Over a pair of Big Macs and a shared basket of fries, they talked—about everything. Ronald confessed he’d been feeling a little outdated, replaced by sleek new mascots and mobile apps. Christian, in turn, admitted he often felt lost in his work, disconnected from joy.