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Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.

you're ♥♥♥♥ as csgo

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Lol, I didin't know you watched Attack on Titan.

Hey, Where is your older brother tin can, the one that is full metal and is an alchemist?

dude u ever play dow1 now?where u gone

Damn Pred Where are you !! I wanted to talk to you today damn!! You can't just go missing for 10 days without sayin ♥♥♥♥ son !

Feels Like Africa...

NO ♥♥♥♥!?!?!??!?!

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

damn man , where u been !?!?!?!

LOL i get 4v1 1300 elo players k lets go 4v1 no bots no nothing just pure 4v1

Rofl, gogogo I beat 4v1 :D I can beat you guys

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Rofl sad noob i kill you anyday in LoL just when we have equal amount of players per team not 2v1 :P

This noob,neva carries lvl 1's on LoL, BAD GUY PRED!!!1

AWWwwwkay? i guess lol

Imperium belongs to emperor of man . empire belongs to star wars

i said it

wth is the difference between imperium and empirium?

difference is that empirium and empire is star war references, empirium more maybe roman time reference .

spelling mistake, whats the difference lol

Imperium of man

not emperium , there is no empirium in warhammer 40k. Its Imperium

empire is from warhammer , the empirium is from warhammer 40000

No , seriously empire is star wars... dawn of war does not have empire neither does warhammer 40k

big fat filthy bs and your candy azz know's it :)

Really , it's got notthing to do with empire.

lol you know that it has to do with the empire . quit the bs :)

What's that got to do with empire? hmmmmmmmmmmm?

lool then why is it that you have a game called warhamma 40.000 dawn of waarh hum ,

Haaaaaaaaaah? empire?that sounds too starwarsyyyy

who the hell is urahara kisuke lol WIKAPIDIA TIMEEEE

what happened to the loyal empire fan that i knew ?