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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Smear the road with a runner!!
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I'd probably settle for a vampire if he were romantic enough.
Couldn't be any worse than some of the relationships I've had.
-- Brenda Starr
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Success is relative: It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
-- T.S. Eliot, "The Family Reunion"
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Nothing recedes like success.
-- Walter Winchell
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Lois: Peter, where's Chris?
Chris: I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard: All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris: I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard: Lift up your shirt son.
Chris: I need an adult. I need an adult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI6569VIrPw