Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I’ve thought about this for a very long time. SpongeBob’s father has a darker skin tone than his son and wife, which leads me to believe he is a full-blooded sponge of color. SpongeBob’s mother has only a semi-darker skin tone than her son, so I infer she is mixed race, which would explain the next member of SpongeBob’s family. SpongeBob’s grandmother has a darker skin tone than her possible daughter, which would explain her as biracial. But SpongeBob’s grandmother is never told to be his maternal or paternal grandparent which is compromising to my theory but only on a small scale.

Now, SpongeBob’s cousin Blackjack has a tan skin tone reminiscent of SpongeBob’s mother’s, which means there are more sponges of color in the SquarePants family. Now, time for some math, SpongeBob’s father is full-blooded and his mother is mixed race, so let’s assume she is half sponge of color, now this would mean SpongeBob is 3/4ths sponge of color. In conclusion, with SpongeBob being 3/4ths sponge of color, I believe he has free reign to say the N-word.

Hi, my name is Imp and I thought I'd drop by for a second.
It really has come to my attention that mountains really are significantly taller than skyscrapers. My question is, if you put a skyscraper on a mountain, what will then be taller? Thanks for having me, and until next time.

oh look who's mad that einstein was a plagiarizing JEW who should have been gassed and who made up Relativity to obfuscate the truth about the FLAT EARTH
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