Got a job? Nope.

Got a car? Nope.

Got a private theme park? Nope.

Do you like horror movies? Nope.

You always answer ”Nope”? Nope.

Are you a citizen of Cape Verde? Nope.

Got nude pictures for me? Nope.

Are you a police officer? Nope.

Think you’re funny? Nope.

Are you a perfectionist? Nope.

Looking for girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever? Nope.

Are you for real? Nope.

Ever seen an unidentified flying object? Nope.

Anything else you want to tell me? Nope.


Favorite color? Pink.

Favorite music? Britney!

Favorite sports: Cheerleading.

Favorite TV-show: TSCC.

Favorite spice? Vanilla.

Favorite season? Summer.

Favorite travel destination? Malta, EU.

Emerald or sapphire? Sapphire.

Flawless? That's right.

Are you a citizen of Poland? Go away!

Got gender issues? Actually, I do. You?

Got other issues? Yep.

Wanna get tied up and raped? Sure!

Think getting raped is going to solve your issues? I mean, why not…

Chicago Black Hawks or San Jose Sharks? Man, wasn’t those on the NHL 2009 or something...

Dog or cat? Cat.

Sun or moon? Sun

Sprite or 7Up? Sprite.

You or me? Me.

Pizza or burger? Pizza.

Ham or cheese? Cheese.

Lexus or olive tree? Lexus.

What kind of games do you play? Now, that is an excellent question. Well, I like driving, RPG, FPS, RTS, simulators, etc.

What about outdoors? No problem.

Ever have been camping? Yes, I have.

And what about a strap-on? That doesn’t concern you.

ESFP? INFP.

High-school drop-out? Yeah, something like that.

Have you ever been in love? Yes, and it doesn’t have happy-ending.

Like to travel? You kidding me?

History or mathematics? History.

Copper or tin? Tin.

Last or First? Last.

What time is it? You tell me.

Could you please pass me the salt? Sure, I mean, why not.

You really think I’m going to read all these questions? No, I don’t.

What is the most powerful force in the universe? Compound interest, I guess.

Lovers, it’s all about lovers? That’s not a question!




Coming soon.




I don’t chat. Sorry.




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