I’m sick to death of seeing one of history’s classiest hats turned into a neckbeard punchline.
The Fedora wasn’t born in an Axe Body Spray-filled Reddit thread - it was forged in style, bathed in noir, and smoked in jazz.
Now it's coated in sweat, misogyny, and anime quotes.
Neckbeard goblins have ruined it.
I don’t blame the hat - I blame the clowns beneath it.
Early 20th-century elegance didn’t die - it was kidnapped by “nice guys” with samurai swords.
But not all is lost.
The owner of this commentsection still wears his Fedora with the dignity of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 1940s detective.
He’s not part of the problem. He’s the Fedora’s final hope.
Tip it with pride, king. We ride at dawn.

Real one. Built different. If you’re here to hate, eat gravel and jog on.

For days, this guy has relentlessly harassed me via private messages on Steam, bombarding me with unprovoked game invites and relentless "join me" requests. My inbox is no longer a place of peace, but a battleground of his unyielding friendship. Help me.

Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

We got the professor of Yappology from the University of Yapan over here. Can't stop yapping.

Little kid thinkin' he be the president of the united states of america or some'in, always in invisible mode. Bwoi aint nobody gonna slide into yo dm's and invite you to a presidential debate. get yo "i better be hide 👳☝🏻" goofy looking ahh outta her.