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Post this on the walls of the 12 sluttiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're a complete slag. ..
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I’ve seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

Rep After many people talking about this guy, i added him on steam because he seemed like a cool person. We got chatting, over the next couple of weeks we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great conversations and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Dudes a decent gamer but he isn't afraid to PePeGa every once in a while. Great dude.

1v1 me irl

This kid is pretty much the biggest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I've ever met but he's pretty cool. . . I guess.