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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:13am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:57am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:19am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:17am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:45am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:59am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:23am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:25am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:51am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:05am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:29am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:06am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:18am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:24am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:09am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:07am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:22am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:22am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:16am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 5:55am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:23am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:33pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:11am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:34am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:00am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:38am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:17am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 8:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:32am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:34am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 12:06am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:32am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:58am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:25am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:32am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:19am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:28am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:13am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 4:04am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:25am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:15am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:05am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:08am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:08am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:43am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:25am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:50am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:02am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:33am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:30am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:49am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:34am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 6:29am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:37pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:29am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:19am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:26am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 11:50pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:52am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:16am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:16am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:50pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:39am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:20am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:24am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:17pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:32am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:59am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:28am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:33am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:57am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:57am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:19am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:35am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:00am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:48am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 9:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:33am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:43am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:43am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:32am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:37pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 7:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:26am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:51am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:23am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:26pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:32am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:25am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:48am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:52pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:52pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:10am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:10am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:03am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:06am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:26am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:23am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 7:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:05am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:50am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:14am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:48am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:50am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 3:26pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:43am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:11am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 2:59am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:40am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:27am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:22am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:17am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:27am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:40am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:17am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:07am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:57am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:26am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:58am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:41am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 7:48am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:24am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 11:52pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:32am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:51am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:30am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:32am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:24am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:33am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:25am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:51am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:29pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:26am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:21am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:17am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 8:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:19am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:19am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:06am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:56am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:28am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:30am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:28am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:26pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 10:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:33am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:58am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:38am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:47am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:50am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 3:55am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 10:06pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 5:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:51am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:49am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 6:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:20am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:28am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:26am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:25am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:53am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:34am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:47am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:45am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:24am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:48am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:41am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:50am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:51am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:55am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:16am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:16am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:27am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:33am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 6:18am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 6:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:31am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:59am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:16pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:25am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:53am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:31am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:41am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:41am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:31am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:31am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:23am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:09am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:18am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:36am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:43am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:50am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:06am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:06am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:21am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:42am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:49am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:51am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:55am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:06am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:08am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:33am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:45am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:29am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:12am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Dec @ 12:46am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:35pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:00am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:09am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:09am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:02am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:02am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:42am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:29am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:57pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:18am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:26am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:00am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:00am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:29am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:17am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:34am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:39am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:07am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:28am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:43am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:04am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:33pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 3:48am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:43am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 4:27am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:53am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:52am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:58pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:25am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:17pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:34pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:08pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:39am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 4:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:31am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:23pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:35am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 9:14pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 2:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:34am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:58am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:06am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:08am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:24am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:37am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:46am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:48am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:10am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:29am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:16pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:54pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:32pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:02am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:58pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:07am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:07am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:35am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:27am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:30am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:44pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:53pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:45pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:38pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 6:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:35am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:50am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:52am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:13pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:40am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:25am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:27am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:48am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:57am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:58pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 5:52am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:24am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:52am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:22am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:41am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:41am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 11:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:39am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 5:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:33am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:56am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:09am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:26am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:18pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:07am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:26am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:50am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:30am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:17am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:34am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:07pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:46am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:26am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 5:39am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:20am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:07pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:34am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:24am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:45am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:59am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:53am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 5:29am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 11:33pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:34pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:46am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 1:20am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:41am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:49am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:37am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 2:58am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:24am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:26am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:34am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 3:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:47am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:19am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:29am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:18am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:38am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 6 Dec @ 9:07pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:27am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:06am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:30am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 5:37am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 6:32am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 8:51pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:53pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:54pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:54pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 3:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:08am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:20am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov @ 11:15pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec @ 4:21am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 5:01am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:24am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:26am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 6:06am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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