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ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
ㅤ* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
ㅤ* We can't all be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sidelines and clap as they go by.
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