Gone but not Forgotten

guns dont kill people. chuck norris kills people.> when the boogyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.> there is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris has allowed to live.> outer space exist because it is afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris.> chuck norris does not sleep he waits.> chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.> there is no such thing as global warming, chuck norris was cold so he turned up the sun.