Hello Visitor! ^_^

==== Contact & Conduct Guidelines (or How Not to Get Blocked) ====
✔️ Drop a Comment Before Adding Me (It’s Like Knocking, but Online) ヽ(^_^)ノ
✔️ Reach Level 25 or Higher (or Do a Really Good Magic Trick) ٩(^‿^)۶
✖️ No Begging Allowed (I’m Not Your Fairy Godmother) ಠ_ಠ
✖️ Keep Your Invite Spam for Your Sandwiches (¬_¬)

==== Personal Tidbits (Because You’re Nosy) ====
• Age: 30 (But My Soul is Ageless) ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
• Gender: ♂ (Spoiler Alert) (¬‿¬)
• Relationship: N/A (Currently Auditioning for Co-Star) (¬‿¬)
• Birthdate: 02-06-1994 (Yep, I Survived Dial-Up Internet) (^‿^)

==== Online Status (or Why I’m Ignoring You) ====
👤 Online - Chat’s a Go, Type Your Fingers Off (^O^)／
🎮 In-Game - Wait for Me, I’m Probably Saving a Virtual World ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾
🔕 Busy - Do Not Disturb the Beast (aka, Me) (¬､¬)
🕑 Away - I’m Off Doing Something Mysterious and Interesting (ง ื▿ ื)ว
🕑 Snooze - Dreaming About Electric Sheep or Something (¬ω¬)
💤 Offline - I’m Either in Another Dimension or My Bed. Guess Which. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞