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Shop Til They Drop

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:14pm

Upgreatest

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 12:47pm

Mash Machine

Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 12:06pm

Perfect Probulator

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:46am

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:40am

Furon Fashion

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:09pm

Earthly Pleasures

Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:10pm

Dusted

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:08pm

Rock of the Bay

Invade Bay City
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:22am

Lie Back and Think of Albion

Invade Albion
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:25am

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima

Invade Takoshima
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 2:45pm

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska!

Invade Tunguska
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 7:00pm

Bodied Sattva

Destroy a tool in Bay City
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:01pm

Die Nasty

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 1:08pm

Kaijuiced

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Unlocked 30 Nov @ 6:54pm

Cult Following

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:55am



Pimp My Raid

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Re-Return of the Clone of the Invasion II-2

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

Hidden Human Hive Harvest

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Fly Me to the Moon Base

Invade Solaris

Freshly Squeezed

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Deincarnated

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Scuttled

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Yettisoned

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Lobster Blisque

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Toilet Break

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Arkvoodle Doodle

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Transmitting From Sol-3

Phone home

Forbidden Donut

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Higher Than the Futen Zoku

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Ouch of Body Experience

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

PK Slam Dunk

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

If You Know What I Mean

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

To Russia With Love

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Path of the Furon

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

Trans-Siberian Express

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Steezy Down the Spine

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Against All Odds

Complete all odd jobs

Arty Facts

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Gotta Catch All the Pop Art

Collect all posters

This Is Earth Radio

Collect all songs

Ultimate Smoothie

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

The Optional Mandate

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)