Análises recentes de Phunkyzilla (Bada Bing)

Real blast from the past, played this when I was a kid and my villagers always died and tbh They died once already and I had to start over. The time in game passes when you're not playing and honestly I was having trouble keeping up with food. Pro tip you can collect the same mushroom 2-3 times if you pause and place the first kid, hit space to unpause and quickly place a second kid on it quickly hitting space a second time to pause the game, then as soon as you tap space this 4th time to unpause the game you place the third child and if you're quick enough you can triple collect a collect-able or mushroom. this is super useful for the red capped shrooms which give like 25-30 food.

Crusader Kings 3 is simply not as good as Crusader Kings 3. It lacks considerable depth the 2nd game has, Features have been RE-ADDED back to CK3 through DLC making you have to pay twice, maybe in 20 years there will be as much dlc for 3 and everyone will have gone through the process of buying it a second time but I don't want that to be. I know Paradox is notorious for feature creep through DLC but I've already paid for it all before and therefore owners of the prior dlc's in 2 should get a discount.

Furthermore I waited until the most recent DLC came out and played through it's features before making this and I'm gonna have to say I am less than impressed with the Artifacts in 3. in 2 Some of the artifacts effects were game changing. like +5 Martial or +10% army damage from a specific type of skirmisher. Now all of the artifacts even when produced in the most succesful manor with funding and an "Excellent" grade Antiquarian leaves you with a "Fine" quality artifact that gives something like +2 to general opinion and +1 prowess. Artifacts desperately need to be tweaked and made more powerful.

The most powerful artifact I've gotten so far is a "Book on Books" (which makes no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sense) and it gives 5% increase to learning lifestyle points and the other most powerful artifact gave me 10% fertility increase. Kinda cringe.

Pretty great game for a steal of a price. Extremely tough so if you're a casul you'll have to suffer before you git gud. I have very few criticisms about this game like that in biome 3 there's a unit named "Thorny" or "spikey" I can't remember that reflects 20% of damage that you do back to your army which is honestly kind've broken and needs to have it's stats adjusted, I can relatively easily take on the other hordes of units in that area but fighting two of those in a row ended my party of 28 guys. I had 13 fencers with 7% lifesteal, 50% evasion below 30%, 3 levels in the attack speed and health mutation and had 9 healers supporting them with 6 shooters backing them up and yet I was completely shredded by my own damage. If they don't reduce the return damage they should at least adjust the health on that unit so that it doesn't have 40 k health to grind through as it completely grinded up my shooters without even having to touch them.

Additionally there should be a way to set preference on the healer's healing, just a simple "prefer ranged/prefer melee" would really go a long way to make those units more viable. BUT this game IS in early access, version like 0.14 so there's still a whole 9/10ths of features/adjustments to go. just note that only 2.4% of players thus far have reached as far as me so this game is TOUGH with a capital T.

There's also tons of great references that require general videogame/comic/fun fact knowledge to get and enjoy and every new room is exciting to see what you'll be fighting next. So if you like difficulty, laughing at witty 4th wall breaking meta humor, and watching your hard earned squad duke it out against monstrous fiends then what're you waiting for buy this game now

EDIT: I just beat the game and got placed #7 in King of the Hill Greenhorn league. I realize now my prior build was just trash and I got gud. 10/10 I have no criticisms.

The game looks pretty great and has been remastered. I just wish I could enable the original UI this game had on launch. I much prefer the boxes falling down each turn. A lot of people talk ♥♥♥♥ about the AI but I remember the original game's AI and it was just as terrible.

Fun game if you want to play with your friends and you can get 5 people together to have a match. Otherwise most every killer you run into online is the same. they down one person, then stand around staring directly at them until someone else comes to be downed or the remaining 3 people (You and your 2 friends who can cooperate well) fix all of the generators allowing you 3 to escape and one person to have spent 5 minutes of being stared at by a killer.

Is that fun for these killers? people who have so little control over their lives that being able to dominate a single survivor as an invincible killer by watching them hang on a hook as the other 3 escape? the canon saint rule is that whoever is hooked first hope you like 3 minutes of being stared at while your friends complete the objective.

In addition to this, if you're not good at finding people Just PAY MONEY for the killers who see your aura constantly, Bad at chasing survivors? JUST PAY MONEY for the killers that one hit people after staring at them for 10 seconds. Who cares that the hillbilly a base killer's special mechanic is to one hit people as his main gimmick, the dev's will just slap the ability to one hit people into the downed state as a single perk rather than the special mechanic on whichever killer they allow you to buy on DLC next.

TL:DR Online is full of pathetic killers who jack off as they watch a single survivor being hooked because to them even an ounce of control in their lives is enough to cause a dopamine rush. if you're bad at the game you can solve being bad by paying for the killers that see you through walls or hit you a single time allowing them to bypass the game mechanics and get straight to watching a single person dangle on a hook for 5 minutes while again. Everyone else escapes completely unhindered and unchased giving you a game that is essentially repairing 5 generators in a stinky looking map while one of you dies to workplace safety.

Skyrim is a game you can come back to and back to. and with Todd Howard's guidance, you'll certainly be buying it again and again. Somehow though despite all the crap everyone gives it. It just works. 10/10 Would Liberate Skyrim for the Nords over and over and over again

The Disney thing sucks. Just played through the first mission, one combat scene that felt like it had absolutely zero impact while a on-rail cannon battle happened where you just fire at a yahcht sized Flying Dutchman which is meaningless as it does nothing to the ship, tons of annoying dialogue like I'm on a disney ride, pirate goes on and on but I just began to zone him out of my mind and there was an 8 k coin reward for my 2 hours of effort.

The rest of the game however is really great, Rare has made a game that has relaxing gameplay and easy on the eyes visuals, but that doesn't mean there's no rush, combat can be frantic and full of action where you're boarding, firing, steering amongst a storm while another enemy vessel comes into the fray. Plus there's a pretty great music score that sets the general feel of being a salty pirate sailling the seven seas with his scheming scallywags as you swing sword and sing shanty amongst sweltering seas.

Dota 2 is a pretty good game, I've only just played a couple matches but I think that people can get into it if they try hard and persevere

While at first the hud of the game can be something that turns a lot of players off. watch a few videos and read a few guides and you'll come to find that CK2 with a lot of the dlcs is a game with endless replayability. Also I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my family into infertility with incestual love. mm mmm

When I first tried playing LISA I immediately rage quit because I'm a big dumberino who didn't read Terrific Terry's Truly Topical Tips and therefore didn't understand how to use Combo's with "Sexy Boy". However now that I gave it another attempt I have to say, LISA is a game with an interesting story, setting, and conclusion. The entire time I was invested and Joyful as I listened to the Phat beats that are within and fought some of the funniest array of enemies and some incredibly hard battles. Sure the game is simple by modern standards but it has a quality and spirit that makes it easily one of the best games I've ever played, and at 10$ you're basically a Big idiot if you haven't already purchased and purveyed this fine piece of video-game meat